Well, we finally SORT OF know where RICHARD SIMMONS is: In the hospital. Or at least he was yesterday. There's no word WHICH hospital, but it's somewhere in California.
His rep said he went because he'd been battling, quote, "severe indigestion and discomfort while eating." But he's expected to make a full recovery.
Simmons hasn't been seen in public in three years. His people say he just decided to take a break from public life, but the many conspiracy theories surrounding his disappearance were enough to fuel a hit podcast called "Missing Richard Simmons".
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