Congratulations . . . your laziness has lowered your wife's expectations SO MUCH, just doing a MINOR chore makes you look like a hero.  According to a new survey, the number one thing women wish their husband would do more often is . . . VACUUM.   That's it.  You don't have to cook dinner, make grand romantic gestures, or take her on a surprise trip.  You could make all of her dreams come true with like five minutes of vacuuming once a week. 


Here are the top four things women wish their husbands would do more often . . .


1.  Vacuum.

2.  Empty the dishwasher.

3.  Ask for directions.

4.  Put the toilet seat down