Outback Steakhouse just took one of the unhealthiest food items in the history of mankind and made it, like, TWICE as unhealthy. I'm not even mad . . . that's amazing.
Outback decided the giant mound of fried onion strips in their Bloomin' Onion was just too restrained. So in honor of March Madness, they've got a new version . . . which has FRIES, CHEESE, BACON, and cubes of STEAK on top.
It'll be available during this next month while the NCAA Tournament is going on. They haven't released a calorie count yet, but it should be well north of 2,000 calories.