Oh good, someone just started selling a new type of STUPID JEANS.
A high fashion company called Carmar just rolled out "extreme cutout" jeans. And basically, they're a waistband . . . pockets . . . and a few strips of denim. The entire legs are more or less cut out. They actually look almost identical to a pair of jeans we told you about last October called "thong jeans."
You could DEFINITELY make these yourself if you have a pair of scissors and some angst. And Carmar is selling them for $168 . . . so you could do it for a hell of a lot cheaper, too.