This has got to be the craziest example we've ever seen of someone living up to their name . . .
A 47-year-old guy in Storm Lake, Iowa is facing harassment charges after he told a bunch of kids he was going to EAT them earlier this month. And his actual name is . . . King Kong. (???)
His full name is King Kong Choul. And yes, his parents are either idiots . . . or huge monster movie fans.
He walked up to a group of kids on July 11th . . . said he wanted to season them with a bag of salt and EAT them . . . then chased them into an apartment complex.
He also made similar threats to a woman and her one-year-old baby nearby.
Police think alcohol may have been a factor, because he'd also been arrested four days earlier for public intoxication.